Windmill Game Co.

Hey all.

I've played many a game with you guys and always wanted to run a game of ADGNEPSEF555 but I've never had a chance. But recently the GM of our regular game couldn't make it so I managed to convince everyone to play a session. Now I remembered every character I could, I think that's around 30, but my players being a willful lot made up a few of there own. Two of them I thought were pretty good after some tweeking and I thought I'd share them. Most of the crew loved it but two players were really put off by the lack of hard rules. Maybe I'll try again when I have your book in hand.


Dread Jr. - Cute Little Truancy Officer
No one knows when Officer Dread had time to get married or even reproduce but apparently he did. However it happened, it's bring your child to work day and Officer Dread obeys all the rules. But he's far too busy to look after the preschooler and thus leaves him with the kindergarten teacher.

Dread Jr. is similar to his old man in that he wears a red and black jumpsuit with a eye covering helmet. His chin is mighty but still growing. It is only able to block out the moon. He isn't armed (he's to young to play with weapons) but is a master of Chin-fu.

He's a good kid and tries to follow the rules but he doesn't know all the rules yet and is sometimes confused on the specifics.

Physical: High
Mental: Average
Social: low
Weakness: Lawful - Dread Jr will obey any rule, even if he was just told that rule by one of the other kids.
Super Power: Truancy - Dread Jr can spend a candy to declare any place either on or off of school grounds.

Hiro Longfellow - 3rd grade Paladin

Hiro comes from a bizarre world where men and women walk around in full plate all the time and go on epic quests to save the world. He is training to fight the Bus Driver and become the greatest hero the world has ever known, if he can walk more than ten feet in his armor without tripping.

Hiro always wears his armor. Even in the desert or in swim class. He says its just in case he comes across a random encounter. The armor itself is stylized full plate with big bits flaring out at the joints and really big shoulders. These bits make it very difficult to move easily and sometimes difficult to be near Hiro when he is walking upright.

He is accompanied by his brave stead Luminescent Light, who is sometimes a horse and sometimes a mecha depending on the circumstance.

Physical: Average
Mental: Low
Social: High
Weakness: Monster food - If there is a monster it will try to eat Hiro first as all monsters know that hero's are the most delicious food group.
Super Power - Tougher than you. After Hiro has been defeated he can make a roll. On a roll of a 11 or 12 he finds inner strength that he never knew he had and overcomes any obstacle, even the judges. Hiro gets +10 to this roll if an ally has fallen in battle.


Enjoy

Hilarious.